Friday, January 9, 2009

The Christmas Carol Parody!

Neste desafio, o objectivo era escolher uma canção de Natal, e escrever uma letra alternativa.
Eu pensei nos gémeos Weasley...

(e nem estou a insinuar nada acerca de uma certa personagem que tem tendência para ficar com penugem a mais em certas e determinadas alturas do mês...)


NEW VERSION

WE’LL WASH YOUR FILTHY WEREWOLF,

Sing to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas.


We’ll wash your filthy werewolf,
We’ll wash your filthy werewolf,
We’ll wash your filthy werewolf,
And his hairy tail too!
Getting wet we sure will
From our head to our toe,
But he’ll smell like briar roses
And his hairy tail too!

Now bring us brush and foam,
Oh, bring us brush and foam,
Oh, bring us brush and foam,
And a tin of clean water
We’ll bathe him thoroughly
If only he won’t run away
He’ll cause envy to the Queen
If only he won’t run away!

We won’t rest ‘til we’ve done so,
We won’t rest ‘til we’ve done so,
We won’t rest ‘til we’ve done so,
So, we’ll chain him to this tree!
His paws and his ears
We’ll scrub with no mercy
His nails clipped and filed
His whiskers well trimmed!

We’ll wash your filthy werewolf,
We’ll wash your filthy werewolf,
We’ll wash your filthy werewolf,
And his hairy tail too!
Getting wet we sure will
From our head to our toe,
But he’ll smell like briar roses
And his hairy tail too!


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